Preliminary Poll 1: Ace Attorney
Vote For Your Favourite Overworked Blorbo!
Dick Gumshoe
Apollo Justice
Miles Edgeworth
Franziska Von Karma
Phoenix Wright
MY PSIIONIC WARRIORS
PROPAGANDA:
franziska deserves to win this. gumshoe is a strong contender, but i am insane about the fact that miles is beating her.
franziska was likely born with an advanced law book in her hands. she was, at one point, the youngest bar-certified lawyer in ace attorney canon, passing her exam at the age of 13. in all canons she is canonically bilingual and works as both an international prosecutor and agent. when her shit ass cringefail brother (miles edgeworth, the guy who is somehow BEATING HER) decided to fake his own death and traumatize all his loved ones because he lacked the emotional intelligence to face his own demons and ask for help, it is heavily implied that franziska took his case load.
starting at age 13 franziska had a perfect win streak in court that lasted 5 years. after a momentary lapse in this streak she picked it right back up and spent another year racking up even more victories.
in the final case of ace attorney’s OG trilogy, bridge to the turnabout, i calculated the exact math to find out that franziska von karma stayed awake for 40+ hours straight, and that is lowballing.
and finally,
in the final case of game 2 franziska was shot, non-fatally, by a trained, hired assassin. for a gunshot wound to the shoulder, the average person would probably be looking at 3-5 days in the hospital (surgery, recovery, blood transfusions if needed, initial physical therapy assessment, and pain control), and 2-3 months to full recovery with physical and occupational therapy. even someone who was really diligent about getting out of the hospital might be able to do it in 2 days and get back to work at a desk job in about 10 days, but it would still be a couple months to full recovery.
franziska was out of that fucking hospital in a day, no doubt because she threatened the nurses and doctors with both legal and physical harm, but more importantly because there was justice to be served. lives on the line.
she left that hospital, jumped into a fucking car, and started chasing down the only lead anyone had left in the case. and then she busted into court with her fucking bullet wound, oh, and just for flair?
THREW THE DOOR OPEN WITH HER INJURED ARM JUST TO FLEX
and literally
LITERALLY
SAVED THE ACTUAL DAY
fuck everyone else and fuck miles edgeworth especially if nothing else i need to make my followers who don’t know shit about ace attorney recognize that she deserves this
THE PROSECUTION (WILL FUCKING DIE BEFORE SHE) RESTS
GUYS PLEASE REBLOG EVEN IF YOU AREN’T INTO ACE ATTORNEY AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS I BELIEVE WITH YOUR POWER FRANZISKA CAN STILL WIN
wait im curious actually reblog this with how old you were when undertale came out (september 15, 2015) i want to feel really old
i still havent finished lament of innocence but unfortunately i am bad at video games and the death fight is Hard :(
your ancestor looks gnc as fuck!
Castlevania Appreciation
Art by Ayami Kojima *:・゚✧
Chubby girls that wear a crop top are so fucking correct
ok so. in awl remake i have gustafa at 9 hearts. it is summer 5. i have not seen all of his love events, which are not necessary for marriage BUT i supposedly will not be able to see them after i get engaged. the next one will only trigger in autumn/winter
should i propose to gustafa now or wait until i see the rest of his love events
propose now
wait and watch all his love events
see results (finn only)
Quick reminder that July is disability pride month. Not “gay wrath month”.
When ableism is a massive issue in the queer community and most pride events aren’t accessible maybe y’all should. Idk. Try a bit fucking harder to educate urselves this July.
Okay I wasn’t going to add to this but the amount of “a month can be two things” in the notes is. Frustrating.
No. No it can’t.
When I haven’t been able to go to a pride event in five years, July cannot be about the queer community.
When disabled people do not have marriage equality, July cannot be about the queer community.
When some of us can’t leave the house without risking constant harassment or outright violence, July cannot be about the queer community.
When my country is saying it would be better for me to be euthanized than give me the support I need to survive, July cannot be about the queer community.
Stop speaking over us. Stop saying “it can be two things,” when I get told to off myself for telling someone that July is disability pride, not gay wrath, because I’m “ruining the fun” and it’s “just a joke.” Stop treating us as lesser than the queer community.
And to my fellow queer disabled folks who keep pushing the “it can be both” bullshit, check your privilege and recognize that you’re giving abled people an excuse to dismiss their ableism and not educate themselves.
People can be both. I am both. But July is about disability pride. Let us fucking have this without trying to overtake it.
Okay so Elon is dropping a pipe bomb onto Twitter I guess
Update: Now that it’ll let me actually look at tweets here’s the confirmation
Update: Elon might be lying
This is so funny. Twitter is dying. Reddit is imploding. Tumblr remains.
[ID 1: A twitter search query. The search was “Wtf Twitter” and it returned the result, “Rate limit exceeded. Please wait a few moments then try again.” END ID 1.]
[ID 2: A screenshot of an article (?):
“Musk changes policy.
Hours after users began reporting the problems, billionaire owner Elon Musk tweeted that the site had applied temporary limits "to address extreme levels of data scraping and system manipulation.”
Verified accounts are limited to reading 6,000 posts a day, he tweeted, while unverified accounts are limited to just 600. New unverified accounts are at 300 posts a day.
Muck began offering a blue verification check mark for users who sign up for its Twitter Blue subscription service to grow revenue.“ END ID 2.]
[ID 3: A tweet from Elon Musk @elonmusk on 7/1/23:
"To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:
-Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
-Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
-New unverified accounts to 300/day” END ID 3.]
[ID 4: A screenshot of an article on engadget.com:
“More platform instability could be in Twitter’s near future. In 2018, Twitter signed a $1 billion contract with Google to host some of its services on the company’s Google Cloud servers. Platformer reports Twitter recently refused to pay the search giant ahead of the contract’s June 30th renewal date. Twitter is reportedly rushing to move as many services off of Google’s infrastructure before the contract expires, but the effort is "running behind schedule,” putting some tools, including Smyte, a platform the company acquired in 2018 to bolster its moderation capabilities, in danger of going offline.“ END ID 4.]
friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:
- change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you’re going to get blocked bcs people think you’re a bot
- this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
- you can set your likes and follows to private
- checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
- follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
- drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
- DON’T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won’t be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won’t get in trouble!!
- tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
- be nice to the reddit refugees, they’re our friends <3


















